I Want To Have Sex With J.K. Rowling’s Ass: Great App Idea


So. We all like to entertain “that idea that would change it all” at times, right? Like, in your life, have you ever just pondered, “You know, if I were to make that actually happen, I could make a lot of money–” or “A lot of people would really like me if I made that happen.”

Well, here’s a situation where I was clearly off… Even though it’s been yet to be refuted through actual business tests.

So, what was the great idea? What was the idea that would change it all? Well, with my dad always telling me the golden rule of “Do your best,” both he, and probably you, will probably frown at the result.

Because I had the idea of developing an app or website that stars J.K. Rowling’s ass cheeks.

I mean really. Imagine f***ing that ass. Wouldn’t it be enjoyable? I think even gay men could bump a desk to a photo of that.

But then there’s the truth that there’ s a lot of porno apps available on the marketplace today. And even though sex greatly motivates a great many (almost all) of people, I thought this would be an excellent idea.

But, if you’re a fan of Eben Pagan’s niche test, then you’ll definitely know that this definitely does not suit the criteria. Because:

  1. “Are people motivated by a need to avoid pain (or an intense desire to gain pleasure)?”
  2. “Are they actively searching?” No “…for porn?” Yes.
  3. “Are there few or no perceived options?” No for porn, which is what the guy is searching for. Yes for an app on J.K. Rowling’s ass.

So, as of now, it’s obvious that this in particular doesn’t quite pass the niche test… so unless we got a  porno going for a J.K. Rowling’s lookalike getting nailed, it doesn’t quite cut it.

Actually, a lookalike for J.K. Rowling’s getting nailed would actually work. Perhaps a lot of people would pay for that.

So, yeah, instead of an app starring J.K. Rowling’s buttcheeks, we could just post an ad on RedTube, PornHub, etc. and get some people paying to watch J.K. Rowling’s get nailed anally.

What a great idea 🙂

Now message me when you earn enough from this to buy a castle. Perhaps we’ll use the earnings from the first porno to have sex with the J.K. Rowling’s lookalike at the REAL Hogwarts (i.e. wherever the movie was filmed.

I’ll see you on the rich side of the river.

Your friend.

Aaron

Aaron

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